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Exiting the bus was challenging, squeezing my way through a maze of backpacks. Wonder if that’s how a pinball feels. #backpackmazeonmuni#pinballwizard

Did you know that you can get the same airport security checkpoint search experience by sitting next to someone on the bus who can’t find their phone and gropes you by digging into every possible pant pocket looking for it?

Group of kids get on the bus, each engrossed in their own cell phone game with various sounds. I feel like I’m in a video game arcade minus the beach boardwalk and cotton candy.

One guy reading New Yorker magazine and three women reading hard cover novels. Wonder if this is what it was like back in the 1940s. Only four looking down at their cell phones. That’s got to be some kind of world’s record on a full bus.

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One guy reading New Yorker magazine and three women reading hard cover novels.  Wonder if this is what it was like back in the 1940s.  Only four looking down at their cell phones.  That’s got to be some kind of world’s record on a full bus.

I ran as fast as my short legs could muster but the bus pulled away from the stop without me.  I thought I could hear the bus chortle “Hey Slowpoke, eat my dust.”

#slowpoking #meaniebus

Girl Dressed as a Doctor sees a Guy Dressed as a Doctor on the bus and says excitedly, “Woohoo! Another doctor costume!” Guy says, “I really AM a doctor, just didn’t have time to get out of my scrubs pulling an all-nighter in the ER.”

Lady gave me the stink eye when I asked “excuse me, can I sit here?”  The passenger next to her looked very much like a handbag.

Feeling nice and blanket-y sitting between two big men wearing fleece jackets on the bus.

As I exited the bus, I felt like I was on a pogo stick, then realized I had been sitting next to knee bouncer/bopper the whole ride.